Shawn Kurian

Shawn Kurian, also referred to as 'Shazza K', 'Sheep' and 'Black Man', is a Indian author, black rights activist, philanthropist and pornstar. He originates from India but many consider him an African-American. Kurian is known for the size of his penis who Mr. Watson has tried to chop off and steal on several occasions.

Kurian loosley translates to "curry man".

The Black Guy
He's the only black guy in the Local Memes society. He has been campaigning to lift the ban on black people in Local Memes, his campaign has caused widespread intrest gaining him the support of great people like Samuel L Jackson, Barak Obama, Yo Momma, only to name a few. Shawn is the modern face of Local memes, coloured and very hairy, although many question his blackness.

The world knows Shawn for his creative genius. Shawn wrote famouse books such as The Mr Watson Stories (Co written along with Daniel Graves), The Bus Story (also co-written with Daniel Graves). Shawn is now trying to juggle between his new found responsibility as Leader of S.H.I.E.L.D and being Y.T.I.T Young Terrorist In Training.

Shawn Kurian
I have a suit, I'm basically Obama.