Marcelo

Marcelo, also referred to as Marco, is a Portuguese drug dealer who is usually high on marijuana. He sells cocaine, marijuana and LSD. He is a member of ISYHUHA.

Personal Life
Marcelo likes to play video games and his favourite film is Hancock. He likes to invite people, preferably male, into his house and shoves their heads up each other's asses.

Conspiracy Theories
Some believe Marcelo is actually an alien that was sent here to kill all of humanity but was distracted by drugs.