The Great Connortatorship

The Great Connortatorship, also know as The Rico Zepplin Coup, was a major event in the Local Memes mythos. The event lead to the solidification of power for the Daniel Graves administration after he was ousted from power and banished from Local Memes.

Background
Daniel Graves, the administrator of Local Memes, was known to some as a beneviolent overlord and a corrupt, racist tyrant to others. Rico Zepplin was a crony of Graves and was given significant political power. Rico was angry at Graves' laissez-faire approach to the meme trade. So Rico organised a military coup and stripped Graves and the rest of his cronies of any administrative power. As tensions had risen, a new revolutionary movement, lead by Ell von Apfelstein, was in fruition and was intent on burning down the sacred institutions of Local Memes.

Memes In Peril


The mighty Rico Zepplin declared that any meme not forged among the Local Memes community was to be destroyed. Veteran meme suppliers such as Maximus Klapaski took offense to the new rules. Daniel Graves lead a rebellion to the new administration and was quickly banished and exiled from Local Memes for attempting to import illegal memes. Thus, becoming The Exiled Phantom, or simply Exile Phantom. Rico allowed some people to import illegal memes such as Jimi the Messiah.

List of Exiles
Many were exiled from Local Memes under Rico Zepplin as the regime became more oppressive.

Here is a list of known exiles:
 * Daniel Graves
 * Joe Roxby
 * Mr. Watson
 * Ryan's Dog
 * Maximus Klapaski
 * Ainsley Harriott
 * Jean-Claude Van Damme
 * Jean-Claude (The Cat)

Liam's Great Escape
Liam Harrison was captured by Rico. Even though he didn't join the rebellion, he was about to be executed for saying he didn't like light blue colour, which was a colour Rico did like. Therefore he could not accept Liam's illegal opinion. Just before the execution Liam was saved by his friends: Captain Polska; Ell von Apfelstein; and Rhyno Kipliano. All of whom formed an alliance as Rico's might grew stronger. Liam joined the rebellion after his escape.

Fall of Rico
Word had spread to Captain Polska and his cat Jean Claude. Captain Polska made his way back to Local Memes to aid the rebellion against the destructive might of Rico Zepplin. After months of battling Captain Polska called for reinforcements. He took a shit load of cocaine and shrooms. He was so off his face and was able to defeat Rico armies of evil. Captain Polska is a very modest man so he gave full credit to Daniel Graves, the leader of the rebellion.

The Great Battle of Kahlee
The most signifcant and important part of this ordeal took place during last hours of The Great Connortatorship in which one final battle took place. This was to be know as the Great Battle of Kahlee. The battle took place on the fields of Kahlee. Rico brought the last of his twenty five million followers in a last ditch attempt at victory, but Captain Poland and the rebels didn't back down. Moments before the battle commenced the distant chants of "I shove your head up his ass!" came from over the horizon. Marcelo and the secret order of ISYHUHA had came to the aid of Captain Poland and the rebels. Captain Polska, ISYHUHA and the rebels won after six hours, many had died, many wouldnt be the same again.

Aftermath
After enough blood was spilt and The Great Connortatorship had fallen, the mighty Rico Zepplin fled and screamed "I'll be back!". Those who had escaped Rico's death squads and escaped returned to Local Memes to rebuild what was lost and decided to never let one man take full control of Local Memes ever again. Daniel Graves was then elected to be 100% in charge all the time with 24/7 control. Graves has been known to be a loving, thoughtful and fair leader. He created Local Memes and he preserved it in the name of peace and freedom. Eventually he worked towards banning all ethnics. On the 5 year anniversary of the fall of Rico Zepplin, Rhyno Kipliano was given full control of Local Memes and Daniel Graves retired into legend.