Daniel "Exile Phantom" Graves

Dan is the man, If he can't do it no one can,

He made me some flan,

In his frying pan,

With eggs he stole from a garbage van

I know a young man named Daniel,

Who dreamt he had sex with a spaniel,

He called up the vet,

Now his sheets are all wet,

Now he will keep to his rent boy Nathaniel