Maximus Klapaski

Max, also referred to as 'Maximus Klapaski', is a professional polish man.

Early Life
Max was found on mountain. He fought in the battle of Warsaw, even though he didnt exist back then. He quickly rose through the ranks of the secret society know as 'Isyhuha' or 'I shove your head up his Ass', led by the fearless warrior (fearless because he doesnt know what the fuck is going on, due to the ridiculouse amount of drugs he takes) know as Marchelo, later revealed as "Marcelo De silva cucumbra la mambre es kiesta kentucky viva a la mambo bambo cista likrota shav er had upp iz az eye mu kambra la rocka fugiti toshiba la sony the fifth", his friends used the shorter version of the name "Marcelo De silva cucumbra la mambre es kiesta kentucky viva a la mambo bambo cista likrota shav er had upp iz az eye mu kambra la rocka fugiti toshiba la sony". Max soon left the scociety disgusted by the lack of professional polish men. He returned to Warsaw to with intention of fighting crime, and serving saucy polish delicacies to the public. He is know as 'Captain Polska'.

Career
Max graduated university in polishness. He became a professional polish man. in 2002 he began his own polish delicasies, becoming an overnight success the fame and fortune went to his head. He quickly fell in down a dark set of stairs and began to party and do lots of drugs every night. Due to his execcesive drug habits his crime fighting became poor and he often got the shit kicked out of him. contemplating whether to give up the crime fighting life he was visited by a 'Ghost' known as Shazza J. Shazza J explained to Maximus how without him local memes would plummit into chaos and how a evil dicktator known as RIKO had seized control and had started a reign of darkness. so off maximus went to save LOCAL MEMES, CAPTAIN POLSKA.

Legacy
max fak bich. Polishness