Mr. Watson

Mr. Watson is a crazed lunatic that wants to cut off Shawn Kurian's penis.

Mr Watson Stories
The Mr Watson Stories have been known to cause an absurd ammount of stress and anxiety in readers, so if you are a hobo (Liam Harrison) I advice you stop reading. Oh and they are all completely 100% true.

The Mr watson story all began one fine Saturday morning in Birtley. Connor Watson (These events occured before Connor became Rico Zepplin) invited his two best friends Shawn (Shawn Kurian co- writer of the Mr Watson Stories and son of Barak Oladen and Daniel (Daniel Graves co founder of Local memes and co-writes of the Mr Watson Stories) to go to the movies with him. Little did any of them know that one trip to the cinema would change the course of history for ever.

Main Cast

 * Shawn Kurian
 * Daniel Graves
 * Rico Zepplin
 * Mr. Watson

RecurringCast

 * Old Man Jenkins
 * Duncan Cabral
 * Ben Lane
 * Derek Hay
 * Maximus Klapaski
 * Big Swilly
 * Fanny Shitfield
 * Shaun Jacobs
 * Winston Churchill
 * Adolf Hitler
 * Derek's Dad